I'd heard about Muscle March even before it came out more than seven years ago, but I'd been a little torn about getting it even though it's only $5 since I knew it was a joke type of game and wouldn't have much longevity. I ended up giving in and getting it anyway. Although the game didn't exceed my expectations, as a joke game this one-trick pony still provides a lot of laughs, in particular when thrust upon unsuspecting friends.

The premise of Muscle March is simple: move the Wiimote and nunchuk in four different muscle poses to fit through silhouettes in a wall as you chase after a thief who's made away with your protein powder. The camp factor is sky high, perhaps only rivalled by the Cho Aniki series (which I haven't played, but have heard a bit about). The J-pop soundtrack is a draw, and two of the three settings (city and village) nicely evoke Japan as well (if you were wondering, the third setting is on a space station). The game only features nine stages, divided into groups of three. The third of each set is much tougher than the other two, and although practice may help, the lag between moving your arms and your character posing is significant. In its fastest moments getting by really feels more like a matter of luck than skill.

To round things out there's an endless mode that you can play single player or with up to three other people, each taking turns. In terms of finding out what the game's all about, watching a video online is pretty much equivalent to actually playing the game, but if you're looking for a game to shake up your gaming time with friends, this should definitely provide some wholesome and wacky entertainment.

Marching to a strange beat with these Muscle March links:
- Sadly, the official website is no longer up, but here's the page on Nintendo's site
- The game's launch trailer is awesome
- Apparently the game's soundtrack is available on iTunes
- The game's press release and ESRB rating summary are also entertaining. Apparently Bandai Namco also sent out speedos as a promo to reviewers.
- Entry on Wikipedia
- Review on NintendoLife
- Here's a cheat I found online (although I haven't tried it)

I played Retro Game Challenge last year to prepare myself for playing NES Remix, which was originally a Wii U eShop exclusive, but then combined with its sequel in a physical release called NES Remix Pack. For those who don't know, the game's premise is simple, which is to provide bite-sized challenges from classic NES games, much like the ones that appeared in the WarioWare series, with some remixes thrown in to change things up.

Much as I love the old NES classics, I was a little wary of NES Remix since I already own and have played through the vast majority of the titles. I knew my enjoyment of the title would depend on the quality of the remixes and, sad to say, they were underwhelming on the whole. The majority of the remixes make minuscule tweaks to the gameplay, with variations such as zooming in on part of the screen, or zooming out, or changing the colors to make things harder to see. Most of the changes were, frankly, not much fun, and the majority of the game consists of excerpts from the original games rather than remixes anyway.

The selection of games here is okay, although the original Super Mario Bros. and The Legend of Zelda games clearly get a lot of the attention and have way more challenges than the other games (too many challenges for my taste, actually, since I've played and replayed them to death already). I was way too familiar with the games in this collection, and I could see how people who haven't played these games a ton already would get a lot more out of it. Still, it was fun to revisit games I haven't played in ages (including the woefully underrated Clu Clu Land), and pretty much all of them were enjoyable (except for Ice Climber, whose jumping mechanics are even worse than I remember). The presentation is simple and clean, although I do have to say the new music is generally bland and definitely pales in comparison to the fantastic remixes in Art Style: Pictobits. The selection of games in NES Remix 2 is generally much stronger since it features games that were a little later in NES's chronology, but I can't say I feel motivated to play through it any time soon.

I thought I would tack on my comments about Amiibo Tap: Nintendo's Greatest Bits while I was at it. Amiibo Tap came out a couple years after NES Remix and has a similar concept. It's a free download and offers what are basically demo experiences of classic NES and SNES games in the form of various time-limited sections of the games, but the catch is that you have to unlock the demos with unique Amiibo. It used to take more effort to unlock all of the games, but with the release of Amiibo cards unlocking everything becomes much more trivial. The selection of games is definitely better than NES Remix, although, again, for uber Nintendo fans like me this was just a curiosity and not really worth spending any time with.

With the release of the NES Mini (aka Nintendo Entertainment System: NES Classic Edition) last year, interest in classic Nintendo games is clearly a moneymaker. That release is still hard to find, but it makes sense it would be more of a draw than those Wii U titles (although NES Remix 1 and 2 were edited down and combined into the single 3DS title Ultimate NES Remix). Anyway, these games did remind me that I should go back and play through some of those old NES games that I haven't posted about yet. Eventually!

Retro NES Remix links:
- Official website
- Miiverse community
- Entry on Wikipedia
- Review on NintendoLife

Retro Amiibo Tap: Nintendo's Greatest Bits links:
- Page on official site
- Miiverse community
- Entry on Wikipedia

Yikes, yet another smartphone game! At least this one is one of Nintendo's. ;) As a long-time Fire Emblem fan, of course I was looking forward to the release of Fire Emblem Heroes. There was a lot of speculation about the form that the mobile Fire Emblem game would take ever since it was announced, and for the most part Fire Emblem Heroes seems to have been a success on all fronts. For one, it's pleased long-time fans (myself included). Although the mechanics are in general a simplification of the tactics of the main games, there are additions that make it a fresh experience. For example, the absence of the hit percentage and luck-based skill activation removes the element of luck, but there's a greater emphasis on buffs and debuffs (a continuation of the dagger/shuriken-based fighters introduced in Fire Emblem Fates) and also a greater emphasis on the weapon triangle (the series' version of rock-paper-scissors mechanics). Although the maps are all small and fit on an 8 by 6 grid, there's still a surprising amount of variety and playing on the same maps over and over again with different teams and enemies is still worthwhile. Each map is designed so that it can be played for just a few minutes, which is ideal, although the more advanced levels require use up a lot of stamina, the game's play meter that slowly recharges in real time (1 point for every 5 minutes of real time). The game is packed with familiar faces for long-time Fire Emblem fans along with a few new ones, and the art, music, and controls, not to mention a ton of writing and voice recordings, are all polished and up to Nintendo and Intelligent Systems' high standards.

Anecdotally it seems like the game has made a decent amount of money as well. The game lets you recruit characters with orbs, but it's a crapshoot which character you get and what rank it is (the highest being 5*). It seems like many fans have shelled out quite a lot of dough to get 5* versions of their favorite characters, and although I haven't spent any real money myself, I can see myself trying my luck further down the line when more of my long-time favorite characters are added. The complete randomness of recruiting characters is probably the biggest drawback to the game, although regular special events have given opportunities to recruit specific characters. These characters are often at extremely low ranks, however, and promoting a 4* character to a 5* character requires feathers, which are extremely rare, so much so that I haven't even been able to promote one 4* character. This makes sense given their need to make a profit and their main income coming from people trying to get 5* characters, but it does feel like a drag.

I don't know how well the game has succeeded in bringing in people to the Fire Emblem series, but aside from the lack of story and deep character development, the game does feel like a pretty faithful version of the Fire Emblem we all know and love. I've been playing the game incredibly obsessively since it came out three weeks ago, and I'm just now getting to the point where I feel I can wean myself away from it. I blitzed through the story mode (with each map being available in three difficulty levels), and I completely maxed out the two 5* characters I was able to pull. It takes a while to get a feel for how all the different items and currencies and parts of the game interact, but now that I've trained up a lot of characters I feel like I just have to stay on top of special events that give out orbs or new characters and can pretty much ignore most everything else. We'll have to see how the game develops over time, but so far the new story chapters they've released were pretty lame (on par with the original story chapters). I'm hoping that more of the series' great characterization (mostly provided by support conversations in the main series) will become part of future story events, but even without that I had a lot of fun with this game.

This year of Fire Emblem is off to a great start. I'm a little leery of the Fire Emblem Gaiden remake that's due out in a couple months, as I'm not sure how well those mechanics (particularly the very plain maps) are going to hold up, but I'm still looking forward to it. I'm also still pretty psyched for the Fire Emblem Warriors game, although the footage shown so far has been less than thrilling. In any case, I've got a lot of older Fire Emblem games to play and replay, so I'm looking forward to catching up a bit on those as well. Here's hoping that the Fire Emblem series continues its upward trajectory!

Noble and mobile Fire Emblem Heroes links:
- Official website
- Entry on Google Play
- Entry at Serenes Forest
- Results of the massive official Fire Emblem popularity poll
- Entry at fireemblem.wikia.com
- GameExplain video showing that the maps in Heroes are based on the maps of the main games (the wiki goes over those specifics in more detail for anyone who's interested)
- Review at NintendoLife

Yikes, another smartphone game already. Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector (available on Android and iOS) is the second game now that I first heard about on The GamerCat, an online web comic that I like (the other was Cookie Clicker, haha).

Anyway, Neko Atsume is about as silly as Cookie Clicker, and similarly mindlessly enjoyable. In this game, you just have the simple objective of attracting cats to your yard with food and "goodies", i.e. cat toys such as a paper bag, toy mouse on a rod, and variously shaped and colored cat beds. Each cat has a distinct appearance and name, and you can take pictures of them. The cats leave behind currency in the form of silver and gold fish, which you can use to buy more goodies, to attract more cats, and so on. There are a number of "special cats" to attract with specific goodies, such as the suave Señor Don Gato, and you can expand your yard and also redecorate it in various styles.

Snapping pics of visiting cats is compulsive, and the game is free to play, and has been added to the list of games I check regularly but only for a minute at a time. I feel like I've seen most everything the game has to offer and I don't see myself spending any money on this, but this was definitely worth a download and I suspect I'm going to continue playing for a good while. Its super cute style (which feels distinctly Japanese) and lighthearted music is compelling, and all of its super cute parts sum up to a near-perfect relaxing time waster.

Live out your crazy cat lady fantasy with these Neko Atsume links:
-Official English site
- Entry on Wikipedia- A good walkthrough, although it's about the Japanese version, so the names of things it references aren't exactly the same as the English game
- Apparently there's a dog version also

Another Sega game? Yes, indeed, and I actually played it during the same gaming session as the game I played in my previous post, Golden Axe. I'm not that acquainted with Sega games in general, so I'd never heard of World of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck for Sega Genesis, and had been only vaguely aware of its predecessor, Castle of Illusion. The game is a co-op platformer, and, as you'd expect, the animation is top-notch. It's geared for younger players so it has unlimited continues as well as a password system, but the game is enjoyable due to the great graphics and varied locales.

As was usual for these earlier video games, World of Illusion goes beyond just being a basic platformer using a licensed property as is expected nowadays. Along with solid gameplay and a decent number of stages, it provides different stages or variations on stages based on if you're playing with Mickey solo or Donald solo, or if you're playing co-op. The co-op isn't completely mindless and we did end up having to use some continues, and it was pretty much consistently fun. (Although the mechanic whereby one player gets propelled to a higher platform via a seesaw and then has to use a rope to pull the other player up slows things down and gets tedious.) Also, the boss fights tend to be over before they've really begun. There are a number of fun cameos from classic Disney films such as Alice in Wonderland, although I'm sure more obsessed Disney fans would be able to catch more than I did. All in all this was a pleasant surprise and quite enjoyable, so much so that I would actually rank it pretty high amongst the platformers that I've played in a good while. I'll have to replay it solo at some point to see how my first impression stands up, but playing this game does make me want to check out the other classic Disney video games, which I've mostly ignored up to now.